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All my life I've been good Do what my mom and dad and God say I should Go to church and Bible School To live by God's rule So whatever people tell me That The Bible tells me I will do Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and the bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees 'Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long I don't want to lose him to someone who'll do him I need to figure something out Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base! Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore. Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see. It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you cum Oops! I mean let's join our souls And unite our bodies And fly with the wings of God Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in 'Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin I've emptied my bowels And laid out the towels I'm ready for romance Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest But of all of my holes, this one's the driest And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight And I'm staying pure, no matter what So I'm OK with everything but Everything but Everything butt.

The band name is derived from "two famous rock-and-roll second bananas", Art Garfunkel and John Oates. The duo was formed when they started working together to adapt Imaginary Larry , a short film made by Lindhome, into a musical. The song is available on the extras on the DVD. On June 25, , the duo released their music video "The Loophole", a song about Christian girls retaining their technical virginity by performing anal sex ; Garfunkel and Oates assert that practitioners say this is not specifically forbidden in the Bible. The show premiered on August 7, [16] [17] and was cancelled on March 3, April 13, , saw the release of their Vimeo special Garfunkel and Oates: Trying to be Special , in which Kate and Riki decide to host a fundraising concert so they may afford to film their very own special.

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All my life I've been good Do what my mom and dad and God say I should Go to church and Bible School To live by God's rule So whatever people tell me That The Bible tells me I will do Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and the bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees 'Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long I don't want to lose him to someone who'll do him I need to figure something out Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base! Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore. Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see. It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you cum Oops! I mean let's join our souls And unite our bodies And fly with the wings of God Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in 'Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin I've emptied my bowels And laid out the towels I'm ready for romance Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest But of all of my holes, this one's the driest And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight And I'm staying pure, no matter what So I'm OK with everything but Everything but Everything butt.

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Garfunkel and Oates - The Loophole

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Without spoiling anything, the finale was very tender as opposed to some of the earlier, raunchier stuff. Why the switch-up? Lindhome: It just felt right. Micucci: A lot of [the show] is about our friendship, and we kind of wanted to show the less-crazy side of it. Lindhome: We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments. We love to have it all be part of the show.

All my life I've been good Do what my mom and dad and God say I should Go to church and Bible School To live by God's rule So whatever people tell me That The Bible tells me I will do Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and the bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees 'Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long I don't want to lose him to someone who'll do him I need to figure something out Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base! Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you cum Oops! Garfunkel and Oates en Agosto. Todos los artistas.

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3 thoughts on “Garfunkel and oates the loophole

  1. A song about Christian girls who stay virgins until they're married but have anal sex instead. Director: Riki Lindhome. DP: Jay Hunter. Producer.

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